Testimonials
Does Wayne know about this?
– Jin (Joyce’s Mom)
Joyce, you know that you can’t return him, right? It’s not like a department store.
– Jimmy (Wayne’s Dad)
Wayne, you know our last name is also supposed to be Chen?
– Julie (Wayne’s Mom)
She’s a lioness, he’s a rose.
– Jerry (Joyce’s Brother)
Joycie needed someone more feminine to balance her out. CALLED IT.
– Rosanna (Joyce’s Sister-in-law)
They’re just the worst kind of people.
– Andy (Wayne’s Brother)
Many congratulations and hugs to one of the most fabulous couples we know. (This is a serious compliment when it comes from a pair of known homos.)
– Lauren + Megan (Joyce’s friends)
idk who should be more upset, Joyce for being called evil or Wayne for marrying into evil.
– Monalisa (Wayne’s friend)
You two are just so… unusual. Just glad you found each other.
– Dani (Wayne’s friend)
Good one Joyce. Even if you’re only married for 20 years, you still got your money’s worth.
– Gus (Joyce’s friend)
I was always curious who Wayne would end up with. Joyce, the epitome of Sass, makes sssoooooo much sense.
– Neha (Wayne’s friend)
You should have babies together. It will probably be an Avatar*. (*The Last Airbender, not the blue James Cameron version.)
– Dexhelyn (Joyce’s friend)
Wayne is the sunshine-and-puppies blushing bride to Joycie’s boozy, classy groom. Congrats to the cutest koalas ever!
– Andrea (Joyce’s friend)
I couldn’t imagine it any other way.
– Gauthami (Wayne’s friend)
I admire your ridiculous relationship, it’s the shoujo manga I never knew I wanted.
– Kat (Joyce’s friend)
It’s like, Usagi and Tuxedo Mask. Or maybe Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus. Either way, I love it.
– Tiffany (Joyce’s friend)
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